21 Jun 2015

Taking Orders from The Lilydale General


Dearest internet,

A stork delivered an extra special package to a good friend and I've waited (because it's always about me) nine months for the masterpiece to arrive as there was no express delivery available.  My patience was stretched so thinly that if I were ordered to walk over hot coals to reach the prize I would have gladly asked "At what temperature m'am?" but kindness is my friend's strong suit and all I needed to do was take a mini road trip.  So I journeyed across the golden soil to the footholds of Lilydale with one true purpose burning in my heart as I headed for The Lilydale General.



If that was my gym up top, my body would transform all right.  By evading said gym session and heading straight for food on the bottom floor.


A La Marzocco machine churns out the daily grind.


A significant portion of their sweet selection was gluten-free or vegan which was so thoughtful.  To be honest, I've never seen so many options on a menu that cater to the alternatively diet-ed or the health conscious.


What appears to be the bar if those are bottles of '-OH'.



Blurry shot.




Due to the pram and the quantity of our party, we were gently ushered to the courtyard.  I spy with my little eye a wasp trap dear lord.  Not to worry, we only saw one during our two hour discourse.  Naturally it flew ferociously straight towards my head with appreciable determination.


I got through that alive with thanks to the brave feats of my friends ("OMG THERE'S A WASP NEXT TO YOUR HEAD!").


What a breathtaking view of 'Tint-A-Car'.

Scenery aside, it was a gorgeous winter's day and it was delightful basking in the sun.  Courtyard seating was warm and relaxed, with just enough shade to avoid sunburn; exactly what we needed.




Soy mocha.  The memo was passed on accurately and it came out stronger on the chocolate.  A solid cup right there.


Feast your eyes on the half serve of the 'Local Free Range Eggs' (scrambled) with a side of 'Ben's Local Smoked Salmon' and 'Side Chips' [$16.50].  

I was expecting slices of smoked salmon and was pleasantly surprised to find that it was in fact a well done and well executed marble filled slab with none of that Dead Sea saltiness you could float in.  It looks tiny in the photo, but it was a sizeable chunk.  On the other hand, if you had cravings for that raw fish texture you would have needed to make full use of your anger management strategies.  Those crinkle chips were hella crispy too, and the oil was fresh creating a light golden colour.  Nothing fancy, just a good chip with a sprinkle of salt.  I can eat a lot in one sitting (albeit at the pace of a sloth) but this filled me right up.  They're a generous lot judging by the mound of creamy scrambled eggs they piled onto my plate.


'Eggs... Atlantic' style [$17].  Poached eggs, Ben's flaked smoked salmon, spinach, hollandaise and sourdough toast.  Can't comment personally but a thumbs up was given.

'House Made Crumpets' [$15] (vegetarian) with caramelised fig, vanilla goat's cheese curd, roasted pistachios and coconut nectar glaze.  I was told that it wasn't particular outstanding ("Hmm, yeah, meh"), but it filled the stomach.  I'm afraid there was no way I can attest to this as goat's cheese products will not and cannot be voluntarily ingested.


'Breaky Burger' [$15].  Toasted Turkish roll, Ben's bacon, sunny side up eggs, locally made tomato relish, avocado, roquette and mayonnaise.  I can't for the life of me remember wth that side was (query early onset dementia?) but it looks like little roasted potatoes to me.  I was told that this burger was a solid favourite of my friend's partner and it was demolished in its entirety with smiles so take that as you will.


'Croque Monsieur' [$12].  Shaved local ham, cheddar cheese, Dijon bechamel and spring onion in a baked sourdough sandwich.  This looked amazing and at 12 bucks it was likely the best value option in the entire menu.  Again, a positive review from the consumer. 

In conclusion, there was attentive, humorous and very friendly service from the staff and dishes that our taste buds were satiated by.  That said, we were ravenous by the time our food arrived as there was quite a wait (over half an hour?); the place wasn't packed full but I guess there were a lot of tables occupied as it was a large space if one were to compare it to its inner city counterparts.  If you're in a rush, probably not an ideal choice on the weekend.  If you're looking for a place to chill which friends to while away an afternoon, this is it!  We took half an hour to make menu choices (girls, you hear me?) which they cheerily accommodated with positivity and patience.  When the weather's warmer, I'll be taking one of their smoothies filled with goodness (what is mesquite or lucuma? Must be one of them superfoods!) for a test drive (Choc Mint Crisp or Coco-Rudy are calling my name).

Recommended if you're in the area!  The locals certainly flock to it, and with good reason.

Yep, that's it.  See you soon loves! x

The Lilydale General

110 Beresfold Road,
Lilydale VIC 3140
http://thelilydalegeneral.com.au/


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14 Jun 2015

Game Face On at Pidapipó


Dearest internet,

After a botched attempt at obtaining gelati at Brunetti's due to its perchance for attracting queue jumpers (OH THE ANGST) I felt very wretched and hard done by (I know, only the most seriousness of issues will be dealt with on this platform) before my eyes landed on the glory that was this luminescent neon sign as an answer to my benediction (HALLELUJAH!).


Lemme tell this to you straight, Pidapipó ain't playing games when it comes to gelati.


Don't you be mistakin' it for nothin' else.


I'll keep this short today.  Was out with friends at the time (stop looking so surprised) and was juggling a whole heap of items with separation anxiety so not a lot of photos were taken.  I'm confident...ly unsure that I ordered the flavours 'Bacio' and 'Peanut Butter' (no wait, yeah actually on second thought that sounds about right) and this combo set me back $6 which I thought was quite reasonable being artisan and all.  As it is considered one of the best gelati spots in Melbourne, I was in for a good time.   They both had consistently smooth, creamy textures without being overwhelmingly thick so yay.  Flavours are perfect if you enjoy it light and I could tell that a lot of thought was put into its creation.  I lean towards an overwhelming robust taste that punches you in the face and enjoy crunchy bits to chew on so while I demolished the whole thing with relish I wasn't ready for marriage.  That said, I believe the warm nutella swirl topping ($1) will probably change my mind about commitment so that's gonna happen sometime soon.

Yep, that's it.  Talk soon loves x

Pidapipó
299 Lygon Street, 
Carlton VIC 3053
http://pidapipo.com.au/

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10 Jun 2015

Pigging Out at Baba Sus!


Dearest internet,

I found myself outside Baba Sus.  Slightly befuddled as to how I got there exactly as it camouflages itself down some random side street in a very suburban part of town.  Stubbornness got me there eventually ("SEETHING SUBTERFUGE! IT WAS I!" says the driver quite indignantly) and I was rewarded with this mirage. (Except, you know, it was real.)


Strategically located next to a post box in case you want to write home about it.



See the trees in the reflection?  That's where the Baba Sus logo is, and precisely what I didn't manage to capture.  Despite that being the whole point.  I was trying desperately hard to be super casual and not... 'sus'. (See what I did there guys? What do you mean 'shut up you're being lame'?  Well sorry for breathing.  Where am I going with this??)


Guess where I chose to sit and why! (Disclaimer: no free chocolate prizes)


Just imagine what it'll be like in spring or summer.


Not only could I stare at the counter, I had a creepily perfect view of the kitchen.  Despite working under what I can only imagine to be intense time pressures, the kitchen staff appeared very much in control with determined precision in every movement.  I know this because I was doing a lot of staring.  Also I was tracking every dish that was prepared with much enthusiasm (IS THAT MINE?)  


This table was highly sought after, and I took this 'ambience' photo (who am I kidding?) while there was a war over who should claim territory somewhere on the left.  All I could hear was a lot of pompous unsolicited noise from a certain customer who decided that he and his entourage should lay claim over another gentle group, rightfully being bestowed with the legal title as they had been patiently waiting to be seated for 10 minutes.  Baba Sus' choice in waitstaff is to be highly commended as they dealt with the situation with a 'the customer is always right!' attitude despite this particular customer being plainly... not quite right.  The waitstaff were so apologetic and provided a clear explanation as to why it wasn't possible and they would be promptly seated soon, but the customer flounced off, despite their best efforts, in a cloud of unjustified huff.  Baba Sus dealt with the situation with such grace and I would go back just for the friendly positive vibes the staff give off!


Now for something completely different (insert segue-way).  This soy mocha had the right balance between chocolate and coffee, with chocolate being the dominant flavour.  That's what I specifically asked for and what was delivered with love.


*whistles
Love you too baby!



The Baba Sus latte.  After a friendly and much welcomed chat with the barista and a waiter (such angels!), I was told that they have their own signature Baba Sus coffee blend made by a couture coffee roaster in Bendigo... or was is Ballarat?  Maybe it was neither (my memory fails me!) but it was reportedly good, smooth and a solid choice for those who like their coffee strong (according to the drinker who, in my humble opinion, is a coffee connoisseur and inordinately discerning).


Just because we all appreciate a little latte art.


Carb-loading to start.  Feast your sparkly eyes on these beer battered chips with kaffir lime salt and sriracha aioli.  I've had a lot of chips in my life (said solemnly as my eyes stare off into the distance with nostalgic wisdom) and these rate in my top few.  They were crispy on the outside, but soft and creamy on the inside.  They used fresh oil (unlike some cafes who think they can get away with using sludge scraped off the ocean after an oil spill) which gives the chips a cleaner flavour and a golden colour.  I'm a die-hard Sriracha fan so that little bowl put a spring in my step.  Don't let the photo fool you into thinking it's a small bowl btw. No no noooo, the amount served could be a meal in itself!  I suggest one bowl to share between a couple/few peeps.


LOOK AT THAT SEXY BEAST OF A WAFFLE.  ALL THE FEELS.  RIGHT IN THE HEART.  LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT IS TRUE Y'ALL. 


You know that feeling you get when you meet a celebrity?  I had to calm myself down and fan myself for a bit.  A few lovely inquisitive customers sitting adjacent asked me sociably what it was so I was provided an opportunity to gush about it a little.  Oh, where are my manners?  Let me introduce you to my dish!  They are the exceedingly famous, justly celebrated and highly photographed Hong Kong Egg Waffles conveniently located on the breakfast menu.  I was expecting just a pretty face, but this dish is brains and beauty, with each aspect of the dish tasty in itself.  The egg waffle was soft and pillowy, akin to eating tasty clouds, and were laced with vanilla custard goodness.  I was prepared for a sour berry compete (experience has me traumatised) but was rendered breathless by its candy sweetness.  The matcha ice-cream was... how to say?  Ah yes, perfect.  I was transported straight back to Japan.  It was so good, I would've licked the bowl if I didn't practice decorum.


If you're not as willing to put yourself out there as a strong candidate for diabetes like I am, there appears to be magnificent savoury options too.  I spotted a 'Blue Mountain Wagyu Burger' and many, many bowls of 'Soba Noodles' promenading past and I had to restrain myself mentally from pulling a Gollem with his 'preciiouussss'.  I also spotted vegetarian and gluten free choices on the menu that sounded appealing so rest assured that you're covered.  See you all there!  Talk soon loves x

Baba Sus
15-17 Bardolph Street,
Glen Iris VIC 3146

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6 Jun 2015

Bonjour Monsieur De Clieu!


Dearest internet,


Having opened up Pandora's Box in the last post here, I decided to succumb to the bewitchment of Fitzroy once again so I floated down in a rain of sparkles to De Clieu. 



The circle above the door clearly says 'De Clieu' in reality (as opposed to what? My imagination?) but the lighting was kinda off.


 They were able to seat us straight away and I kinda looked at them like "What? Sorry? I don't have to wait an hour for a seat at the bar AND give you my firstborn as down payment?"  I almost flung myself at the waitress in a fit of sobbing gratitude.


Notice a trend? I always sit where I can fixate on all the glorious food at the counter.


Cosy nook near the front. If I am not mistaken, you can purchase your very own French press from the back wall for all you go-getters with the extra willpower to get up earlier in the morning to make their own coffee.  I SALUTE YOU (... from the comfort of my warm bed... in my dreams).


Do not be deceived by that little area sectioned off by the grill.  It is NOT an outdoor seating area; you see that gentlemen there?  He is, in fact, only a reflection.


He was actually sitting here.  Something my evidently addled mind did not grasp until he got up and left.


This is a latte (not mine), made with Five Senses coffee.  I have always thought of myself as a highly enthusiastic bubble fan, but I was distressed to find that I change my tune when it replaces latte art.  How DARE you ruin my Instagram feed?!  (Jokes guys chill lol I'm not that insane).  However, despite being slightly under-dressed, I am told that it did taste decent.


Mocha, stronger on the chocolate.


I would say the chocolate taste was equal to the coffee, but I think I would have preferred it slightly more chocolate-y (wow, you could mistake me for a linguist with such precise descriptive terms).  Definitely not complaining though!


Alight listen up, public service announcement time.
These babies right here are the BEST soft-shell crab sliders / burgers I've ever had in a Melbourne cafe and modesty priced at $13.  For once I didn't bite into the burger, hit the crab and felt like I've licked a Himalayan salt lamp.  The salad (a mix of greens and pickles) was lightly dressed which was refreshing in-between bites of the spicy crab.  The streak of mayonnaise at the back with peanuts(?) was heaven.  Was I meant to mix it with the salad, was I meant to add it to the burger? Who know and who cares when it tastes that good c'mon.


These will fill you up, no worries.  I reckon they're the equivalent of one large burger (but with more soft-shell crab).  I believe their menu changes quite often (my my how thrilling!), so I won't note what else was available as it'll likely be redundant by the time you read this.  Nonetheless, I will delightedly report to you that they will always remain a loyal friend to vegans / vegetarians.


Yeah, that's about it.  I'll leave you with this photo because I took it and waste not want not right?  See you soon loves x

De Clieu
187 Gertrude Street,
Fitzroy VIC 3065
[No website(?) so go to Zomato for deets]

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